Last week, the non-profit animal rights organization, PETA, released an official statement condemning the designation of Straw Hat Crew member Tony Tony Chopper as “Emergency Food”.
“PETA recognizes Tony Tony Chopper as an intelligent creature capable of fulfilling the same sailing duties expected of any other pirate of any other species. Any animal forced to live under constant threat of death will no doubt cause said creature enormous emotional and psychological stress and should be considered abuse.”
The statement goes further saying that the talking reindeer should immediately be returned to his native island to live out his days with his own species.
In response, a representative of the Straw Hat Pirates released their own statement clarifying that the reindeer is “neither a pet nor food” then proceeded to ask a female member of the press to “show me your panties”.
An hour ago, Straw Hat Pirate Captain, Monkey D. Luffy, gave a statement regarding the allegations.
“PETA? Don’t they make ice cream? Sanji?! I want ice cream!”
Tony Tony Chopper’s personal opinions about the controversy will be released once someone bothers asking him.
Mammoth Base Opera Castle 