Yamato Is A… [One Piece 984]

Kozuki Oden fanboy?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*cries* Why? Why can’t I escape you, Oden? You over-hyped, annoying, woman kidnapping piece of mumble rap! Even in death you haunt me. It’s like I’m Shogun Orochi but without the buck teeth and money. Who cares about that stupid ass Oden Journal? Sure, it may have a clue or two about where to find Laugh Tale and some juicy info about the Void Century but is it worth having to give Oden credit for giving us this information? Damn, it! I’ll be right back…

…Sorry, had to go get more wine.

We also learn that Yamato knows Ace. That’s intriguing. Guess they ran into each other when he was on Wano for a bit. I’m also guessing Kaido will marry Yamato off to one of Big Mom’s sons as part of their alliance. Given it’s Kaido’s kid it’d have to be the strongest of Linlin’s brats, Katakuri. Or, if Kaido was really progressive, he’d have Yamato marry one of Big Mom’s daughters. Now, that would be wonderful, but it’s Oda we’re talking about here so that won’t happen. Maybe it’s the wine talking, but I’m already expecting Yamato to start thinking of himself as a woman by the time the arc’s over, falling in love and wanting to be married. Fuck you, Oda! *hic*

The New Onigashima Project? What the hell is Kaido talking about? Probably something to firmly cement The Animal Kingdom pirates are evil. As if we don’t know that already. Fuck you, Oda! You’re a blight against humanity! *burp!*

And then there’s…um…Ace and—No! We already talked about that. Hold on, let me get another sip… Why’s the bottle empty? I’m be back, damn it…

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…Okay, so dinosaur powers are strong and I pa—predict Page One and O-ti will surprise because they have masks on. Corona can’t hurt them anymore… Anymoooore.

I HATE this chapter. I hate One Piece. I hate Oda. I hate Oden! I just wanna be happy *sniff* Why is the world this way? Why didn’t Izo visit his brother? Asshole! Fuck you! Fuck everybody! Not you, Robin. Youze my fav… *snore*