Reading this chapter, I couldn’t stop thinking about Gaza, The Democratic Republic of Congo, and other places in our world where genocide is currently happening.
Because of that, was the toughest chapter of One Piece to get through.
Ah, screw it! No review today, kids. I’m just not up to it. Here, watch this video from an interesting One Piece YouTuber I recently discovered. Redgeek, out.
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Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di! Bluegeek’s here to save the day! You brats want a review? I’ll give you one.
At God Valley, the Celestial Dragons are on vacation just trying to have a little fun, but Baby Monkey D. Dragon’s all “Boo hoo! People are dying!” People die all the time! Dragon definitely gets a weather devil fruit ’cause that guy’s a total snowflake.
So, yeah. We’re in full-blown Disneyland with guns mode for the elite one-percent when the Rocks Pirates show up wanting to save Shakky and steal treasure. Nice seeing pirates act like friggin’ pirates for once. Well, except for Rocks D. Davy or Davy. D. Letterman or whatever he calls himself nowadays. He wants to save his family. Take a lesson from Yasopp: Go out for milk, get some dreadlocks, and never come back.
The Gooners aka Roger Pirates show up at God Valley too. I hate to be the low-ranking Roger pirate ordered to clean the Oro Jackson’s bathroom. There’s more DNA splashed on its walls than a clinic storage room during a hurricane.
Don’t worry my dear Celestial Dragons fans. God’s Knights are here to protect our favorite bubbleheaded royals. The official English translation calls them Holy Knights of God, but that’s just Japanese translator Stephen Paul trying to fix his disgusting mistake. Hey, Viz! Stop wasting time and cancel that hack already!
Garp arrives grabbing his balls. The End.
{Whether mean, cool, or cocky. Keepin’ it…
ROCKY!}
I give this chapter an 9 out of 10! Lots of lore. Lots of Celestial Dragons. And lots of fun. Let’s hope Garp knocks some sense into his ignorant son next chapter. Damn kids! They get a summer job and all of a sudden they think they know everything!
Mammoth Base Opera Castle 