I’m too busy to review this chapter.
Raise your hand if you wanna review One Piece chapter 1129 for me. I’ll take anyone!
…Yes. You, sir! Yes, you. The weird guy. Go for it.
Thank you very much. Thank you! Thank you! I’m, of course, am a big One Piece fan. Huge. I know everything there is to know about One Piece. I write it on occasion. Love it.
Okay, so, the Straw Hats are escaping from the Lego Country to Elbaph by grabbing on a giant pussy. I’m an expert on that, very much. Fortunately, the Sun God built a wall around the Lego Country to keep the pirates and rapists out of Elbaph. Yes, very good.
The Sun God tried capturing the Straw Hat Rapists but they broke free, illegally I might add. Not good. Not good at all! I’m sure the Sun God is just sleepy. If he had a good night’s rest he would’ve captured them. I’m sure about that. Positive.
Sleepy Sun God—who my advisors tell me is named Road—reminisces on how his lovely crow brought the evil Straw Rapists to his beautiful world. What a nice guy. They’re nice giants on both sides of Elbaph. Very nice, yes.
Sun Road was even nice enough to change Nomi’s clothes for her while she was hungover. Ungrateful to the bone, Nomi electrocuted Sun Road with a stormy… With a lightning storm. What a nasty woman!
The evil pirates, after celebrating their attack on a world leader, escape through the wall. It was a great wall. The greatest. Now it’s gone. Destroyed. Rebuild that wall, Sun Road. And make Dressrosa pay for it!
This was an amazing chapter! The best chapter of One Piece ever. The best man-ga chapter in the history of America. America makes the best man-ga in the world. No one else comes close! After I win, I’ll make America Man-ga Great Again. Absolutely!
Sun God bless you! And Sun God bless America!
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