Did you know there’s an event currently happening to pick the best hero in the My Hero Academia Universe? Of course you do. Just like I’m sure you’ve been voting for Koichi Haimawari/Skycrawler EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Let me tell you wonder folks something. Skycrawler is the best hero in My Hero Academia and My Hero Vigilantes. He spent years out on the mean streets using his quirk to help people like you and me. And he did it without a hero license. He didn’t care that he could be arrested for vigilantism. He’s just a nice guy from a small town who does the right thing because it’s right.
Do you know who’s currently number one in the poll? Katsuki Bakugo. You think Katsuki Bakugo would risk jail to to help someone without a hero license? No. He doesn’t care about the little guy. All he cares is taking down the big bad villains. The Instant Villains? Small-time crooks? Nah. He’s all about the All For One’s and the Shigaraki’s. We don’t need a hero who doesn’t look out for the little guy!
Plus, Katsuki Bakugo is weird. He’s always yelling at people and blowing things up. Heck, his hero name is Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight. Who in their right mind is proud calling themself a “murder god”?! Weird I tell you. Just weird.
And did you hear about his plans after becoming the World’s Best Hero? His so-called “Project 2XXX”? I read the whole document and let me tell you, we don’t need a hero telling us to punch jaywalkers in the face. Or, have him ban all holiday parties because he doesn’t like attending them. We all have a right to go to a holiday party if we want. Bakugo needs to mind his own damn business!
It’s time for a change. It’s time to bring back joy. It’s time for a kinder, gentler hero to win the popularity poll. And that person is the Skycrawler! We have less than forty-two days before the voting ends (Monday, Aug 5, 2024 — Monday, Sept 30, 2024). That’s easy. Vote hard. We can sleep when we’re fed. Vote, eat, sleep. We can do it.
You. Me. Everyone. We believe in the promise of Skycrawler. When we vote: We Win! So, you tell that Murder God we’re Not Going Bak(ugo)!
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