Gone to Ship (One Piece Chapter 900)

It ain’t over until the fat lady sings.

Once more, Big Mom has gotten a face full of creamy topping. The cake is a lying in the street, and the Yonkou ate it up and decided to drop some hot fire. Expect a remix featuring Bruno Mars next week.

Okay, so, Oven is one persistent appliance. He tried to cook the Fishmen Pirates and gave Big Mom’s flag ship the chance to go ham on the Thousand Sunny. Oh, and Germa 66 is getting their butts kicked. Boo freaking hoo (they deserve a beat down).
Back to Thousand Pieces—er—Thousand Sunny. Is it destroyed? Are the Straw Hats dead? Will Zoro become the Pirate King? Come down One Piece fans. The Straw Hats will survive…so will the Thousand Sunny.

You don’t think Franky’s dream will go unfulfilled, right? This is why I love Oda’s storytelling. It’s not a question of if, but how. How will the gang get outta this without it looking contrived? My answer:

I don’t know.

Kinda ran out of friends for the Straw hats to call upon. Pedro, maybe. Or, a recharged Carrot? Who knows? Maybe the Sunny herself holds the key. A secret compartment for just such an emergency is possible.

Honestly, great a cliffhanger as the chapter had, I’m ready to move on and see the Reverie. At this point, One Dessert won’t wrap up until fall or winter this year if we’re lucky. All these sweets are giving me a headache.

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……………….POUND! Could he be their savior? Him and an army of baby daddies. If it goes down, I want the credit.