Totto Land is Nasty! (One Piece)

Lets talk about raw sewage.

No, lets start with Totto Land being made of food and drink first. It finally dawned on me how gross that is. In general, a group of people living in an environment is dirty—at least from my experience. For example, Cacao Island. You have a town full of people walking around and touching chocolate all day. That can’t be hygienic. What about coughing and sneezing? Is there a flu season in the One Piece world? I love nuts in my chocolate but not viruses!

Okay, now lets talk about raw sewage. Fictional stories don’t address natural…uh…waste removal. How many times have you watched or read a story where someone is trapped somewhere for hours or days and it seems like they never use the bathroom? I can’t be the only person to think this stuff, right? Anyway, every island in Totto Land has to have a way of dealing with waste. Sewers are the go to method. I think toilets exist in One Piece so I’ll assume the archipelago residents do the deeds and it all goes through the sewers and end up…oh my Enel. The sea! All that yummy juice sea full of feces and pee. Wait? Do the residents drink that? Is there a filtration system? It’s worse that I thought.

Forget the Navy. Forget the Warlords. Forget even the Straw Hats. The Health Inspector needs to take Big Mom down. This disgusting lifestyle must me stopped. Like a kid wishing for and getting a dinosaur, their heart is in the right place but the reality is much worse. And I haven’t even talked about the ramifications of eating food left in the open all freaking day. Okay, lets talk diarrhea… No? Well I’ll just leave that to your imaginations.